The Faux Pas Press #98: Aligned and I Didn't Even Know

The Faux Pas Press #98

Aligned and I Didn't Even Know It

By Jason Fresh

You ever been scared by something that you say to others? I know that its easy to be scared at the shit people say - "You can make it large for 50 cents more," or "I love you so much." But have you ever begun to practice your speech softly? Have you ever spoke words and been disturbed at how they control the emotions, thoughts, stigmas, and motives of others. My mother says, "Jason, you can not control others." That is not true. I don't think so at least. I'm pretty sure that I've controlled others. I spoke to a therapist once when I was considering offing myself or sailing off to India like Julia Roberts in that movie about vagina. But seriously. No..umm...this supposed therapist once told me that it didn't matter whether she was a woman or not because I wasn't that powerful. She could consult me no matter what. She told me that nothing I would say would bother her. So, I stood up in the room and in the majesty of my physique thrust my cock forward as to say that I have plenty down there for ya'. "You dirty fucking bitch, you dumb fucking cunt, you think that you've reached a modicum of respect and prestige because you have an advanced degree? Do you, at a fundamental level, believe that anyone respects the work you do? Do you think anyone likes you - for real? When was the last time that a stallion really fucked the shit out of you? Or, even wanted to kiss you? I sure as shit wouldn't" She began to cry and pointed to the door. You ever been scared at the shit you can say? Our words create and destroy. They can indeed create worlds. I think it was Colonel Sanders or Bob Hope that said, "In the beginning there was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God." Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was Bob Hope. Speak any word and it will become you. I am known through out mankind and its history. I am wealthy beyond compare. It is worth a shot at least.