The Faux Pas Press #105
Forgive
By Jason Fresh
Every day presents a new opportunity to forgive some asshole who doesn't deserve forgiveness. I fight these opportunities most days - there are so damn many of them (so many assholes). I suppose I'm in no place to withhold forgiveness because I expect other people to forgive my indiscretions. I know that what others have done to, by, or around me has usually been with the best of intentions. So, I on this day, the 9th day of the Yoga Experiment (to later be titled Whiskey Dick Yogi: a warrior's tale of enlightenment and debauchery or something less impressive like 365 day yoga experiment), on this day I choose to forgive others - especially you, dear reader, for not understanding or appreciating my inherent brilliance. Yes, I forgive the shit out of you. Because my grandfather would have wanted it. Don't go thinking you're forgiven by me - just for Harry Carroll's sake. Anyway, I'm playing over at O'Toole's Pub tomorrow (won't forgive you if you don't come and cheer me on to a glorious victory).
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