The Faux Pas Press #37
27 June 2010
Can’t Be Good
By Jason Fresh
Have you watched those hording shows? You ever think about people in the third world? You think they have a hoarding problem in Bangladesh? Oh, how hilarious is this?
People with compulsive hording disorder are a product, a product of consumerism gone completely array. This can’t be good, if good can be ascribed to either situation – not enough or too much. Bangladesh Man is not concerned about acquiring goods, he is not concerned about expressing himself through a catalog order, not concerned about what he is going to get for the holidays. You think he hoards?
He is not worried about being buried alive. He is concerned about eating. Oh, this can’t be a good sign of the times. I think I’ll laugh myself into a coma and wake up when the coast is clear, wake up when all the hoarders in America are buried alive. Oh, this is fucking hilarious.
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